Happy Birthday America! How does it feel to be a year older? Hope you got my present back on April 15th… I haven’t really seen a Thank you note for it, but I think that might be a good things.

I really do hope you enjoyed the anarchist display of fire all of your friends and family provided for you — Of course, some displays were better than others… But in the end our goal was clear — To show you how much we love you.