I for one welcome our new alien overlords… But apparently, this alien spider wants to keep us out of space… What are they hiding from us!!!

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*Update* Apparently, it wasn’t a giant alien spider, but in fact just a spider crawling on one of NASA’s live feed camera. I’m a little disappointed… But I guess I can cancel my order for a giant shoe.

I recently read something that said that Florida had not only the rudest drivers, but then saw a news report that said ‘Floridians’ complain that the people here are the rudest in America. I finally experienced that first hand this weekend…

The Story:
( Feel free to jump to the conclusion if you don’t care about the story… )

What sparked me writing this is… “The Jaime” and I started our Holiday shopping yesterday. We are both extremely polite people (Which is hard, considering I hate everything). And we don’t ask that people are the same — We realize that not everyone is brought up the same way. But, all we ask for in return are the basic Please, Thank you, Sorry, Wave, and respect others personal space. Yesterday both “The Jaime” and I were treated so horribly by people that by the end of the day even we were about to stab each other in the eye. People pushing… Slamming doors in our faces… Blocking isles with strollers/carts left horizontally… (Which were not moved with an ‘Oh! I’m sorry…’ But with eye rolls and sighs…)

At this point, we had decided to just call it a day… When “The Jaime” suggested we swing by Target, and pick up our Toys for Tots gifts. Every year we both donate toys to any business that supports Toys for Tots that we frequent… And we also decided this year, that what ever we’re spending on Toys for Tots, we will also spend the same on animals at the local animal shelter. (Which we are both big supporters of and thought was a great idea since neither of us have time to volunteer) We figured if we get this out of the way now, we had a chance of salvaging the day — and not killing each other. Which almost happened. Target had some great sales going on and we ended up with almost twice the amount of toys we usually get. In fact, we almost filled a cart despite a minor argument over whether or not a Sock Monkey would scare kids… (Personally I think they are pretty rad… And are more than a toy, but a symbol of ingenuity) — So we were in much better moods by this point.

So, once we were done checking out at Target, as we were heading out… This little kid running around ran right in front of our cart and I literally missed him by millimeters… If I had even the slightest bit of distraction I would of clobbered the kid. So, there I stood, standing on my tippy toes, clutching the cart to my waist on the largest inhale I have taken in years, watching the mother watch everything that was happening… And nothing.. No ‘I’m sorry’, No discipline, no acknowledgement from the parents standing 5 feet away… Not only did she not care to apologize, she clearly didn’t care about the safety of her kid, who kept on running… At this point - I broke character — and all I could do was shake my Head… I had finally lost all faith in my community and the people that live in it… This action triggered a blow up from the kids mother ” HOW DARE YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD!! HE’S JUST A LITTLE KID!!!!” — (Now looking at her husband) — “YOU SEE THAT! HOW F—ING RUDE!!!” …

Perhaps it was a little rude, but because of the ignorance of this woman she couldn’t understand that I was shaking my head at her, not the kid… Kids will be kids.. I understand that — but it’s the responsibility of the parents to make right on these situations. In her mind, she had put me in a Loose/Loose situation. Had I of hit the kid she clearly would of gone off on me.. And apparently, since I didn’t hit the kid — It was also my fault and his actions were acceptable from her lack of response from the situation — of course until my catalyst where she put the blame on me and the kid — not her or her husband.

So, the day had now officially gone to shit. Jaime (she too was pretty upset so she was no longer ‘The Jaime’ at this point) just said — “Lets head to Publix and I’ll get our grocery shopping done… And you can head over to the bar, grab a beer, and watch some football…” (There is a bar next to our community Publix) Upon entering, where someone held the door open for me, no less than 5-6 people said ‘Hi’ to me (Just face acquaintances, not really first name basis type people).. The ‘regulars’ at the bar started busting my chops about the Steeler Game.. And I ran into some really close friends and sat down for some chit-chat.. I was finally being reminded that there are awesome people in my community…

That’s when I noticed out of the corner of my eye a couple complaining that the only seats left weren’t booths, that the football crowd watching the Giants/Bears game was too loud (Yet they were in a sports bar at 5:00 on a Sunday), and finally how long they needed to wait when they came in for someone to help them (Despite the sign that clearly says ‘Please seat yourself’) — The waitress came up and he ordered a Gin & Tonic — And was told they only have Beer & Wine… They then proceeded to get up and leave and the guy mumbled “Can’t even get a drink in this f’n town…” …

When it finally all made sense to me:

The Conclusion:

True Floridians have learned to be very patient people. All of us have lived through community growing pains, state wide ridicule and embarrassment, and even worse many-many natural disasters.

I love being a Floridian, and other Floridians are some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. The majority of us are immigrants from all over the country, and all over the world. And once we get over the pride of who we were, and accept the fact of who we now are — We realize that for every 2 bad neighbors we have, we have at least 1 great neighbor. We all came here to survive based off of promises and dreams of a tropical gold rush. And those of us that have learned that we need to help and be polite to each other because our current community (and not the one you came from) is what supports our standard of living and contains the people that we see and depend on every day — are the ones that make Florida such a great place to live — And benefit greatly from living here.

The rest of the people are not yet ‘Floridians’… They don’t care about the community, or the people in it. They don’t see the need to be polite, nice, curtius, or even happy for that matter, because they don’t consider Florida their “Home” yet, and don’t give a shit about the people who do. Florida is literally just some transient microcosm they are stuck in until something better comes along. And you can tell these people by when you ask them “Where are you from?” — Floridians will respond with ‘Here’ or ‘Originally…‘ — Non Floridians simply — ‘‘…

So, what can we do? Treat everyone with the same respect no matter what… Florida is on the top 10 growing states every year, so it’s just going to get worse… I learned this weekend, it’s not worth stooping to their level and from now on I’m just going to tolerate and kill them with kindness… Because if they don’t realize the value of their community and how awesome the people are all by themselves, they’re going to be the miserable ones with high blood pressure… Not me…

This past Friday Jaime and I had the pleasure of attending what might be one of the greatest social events on the face of the earth… If you live within 100 miles of Orlando, you need to make sure the next time that Orlando Speed World puts on Crash-a-Rama — That you’re there… Period… There are no excuses…

Anyways, this weekend — I was truly proud to be an American. Because only in America can you find this level of entertainment. And on top of that, I think this is the most fun I have ever had East of the Mississippi River and West of the Atlantic… (And by the Mississippi River, I mean Chuluota Rd. — And by Atlantic I mean the sign that says “Welcome to Christmas” ) ;)

“Endurance Race”

“Redneck skiing” - This is where they take front wheel drive cars — remove the rear tires — and weld the hubs in place… And then race around an oval..

“Define ‘Global Warming’ “

“School Bus Figure 8 Race”

“School Bus Figure 8 Race Full Speed fly by”

A few months ago there was a post on CNET about a kids eye view of designing laptops. A few more of the examples of what happens when 8-9 year olds design laptops for their “Laptop Club” popped up on the Internet today..

This One design specifically caught my eye..

Notice the Misspelling of “Famely” and “Freinds” — But the proper spelling of “Google” and exact qwerty layout. So, honestly, what are we REALLY teaching kids these days?

Well, I found the Orlando IKEA this weekend. This is a shot of it from my Blackberry Curve from outside Bloomingdale’s.

Apparently IKEA’s are a big deal, since there are rumors of people camping out for a few days for it’s opening… I just can not believe the size of this store. It’s absolutely Huge.

Opening Details: November 12th, 2007 at 9:00am Link.

Alex just posted a link to this story about a “above and beyond” customer service experience someone had buying shoes from Zappos (An online shoe retailer).

I do however, really hope this post doesn’t ruin it with people trying to take advantage of Zappos. Regardless, I’m going to take a look today — It might be time for me to get a new pair of flops. I’m just really happy to see a company that finally cares about their customers…

In case you do decide to order some shoes here is a coupon link: Zappos Coupons

Who the hell live blogs making pulled pork? I guess I do… *shrug*

This will be a 2-Day Event, So I’m about to start pissing off every ones feed readers with updates.. But, in the process, perhaps you, and I, can all learn a little bit about smoking…

Finally done….

Find out what it took after the jump…
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Well, as we all know by now, Colorado Swept the Phillies in 3. So, I guess I just have more time to focus on football now — And I guess it’s just in time, because the dogs new collars came in today..

… I wonder how long until their mother notices …

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Dear Home Depot.. You might as well add MySpace and Facebook widgets to your site. I’m not sure why you stopped at Slashdot. If the nerds of the Internet would like to read about a Laminate Sale, why wouldn’t thirteen year old girls and sexual deviants? Or is their money no good to you?

This is more proof of the absolute flawed model of (and eminent fall) of social networking/linking sites. The simple absolute misunderstanding of their use is being jaded by the traffic success stories many sites have had. Think about it, why the hell would anyone EVER Digg or Slashdot laminate flooring — or anything at home depot for that matter — is way beyond me. (Note: I do understand the Google Bookmarks and Yahoo My web links. Those could definitely be useful for the consumer.)

I stopped using most of those sites a while ago — And I think I finally understand why. The power of the community has been advertised to the power of corporations. I’m sure it is flattering to these sites that someone like Home Depot would add them, but anyone that uses them to socialize “laminate flooring” is really just pooping in the pool that was once the useful creative Internet.

The MLB Post Season is officially started. TBS HD looks pretty good — TBS HD is in 1080i — Which is odd since TBS is mostly Sports and Re-Runs which would benefit from 720p… *shrug*

Whats weird/neat is I noticed they Upscale all the Commercials and Shows. I wonder if this is what we can expect in the future for re-runs. *shrug*

GO PHILLIES!